What I Understand From The Story of Evil

Daughter of Evil: Bratty oujo-sama is mean and dies for her sins.
Servant of Evil: The one who dies is actually oujo-sama's incognito servant twin.
Regret Message: Oujo-sama expresses regret at the death of her twin but not for the ruin of her kingdom/green country.
Re_Birthday: Servant is punished for his sins. Lu li la... Also what the fuck is happening.
Daughter of White: And now for someone completely different.
Wooden GIrl: Are you saying that Clartih fell in love with a forest spirit.
Handbeat Clocktower: Who the hell are all these people.
TwiRight Prank: Demon?????/??/?//?// Secrets??//??/??? Nani.
Kept Waiting For A Response: Ow my heart.
White Brick and Black Mourning Dress: I thought it was from child!Queen Anne's POV but apparently not.
Desert Bluebird: They mentioned Lucifenia. Also industrial revolution?? That's all I got.
South North Story: I ship it.
Cloiture of Yellow: Oh.
Wiegenlied of Green: Okay.
Praeludium of Red: The Adventures of Yukina Freesis.
Praefatio of Blue: Everything I thought right was actually very wrong.
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Conclusion: Damn you mothy.

So my friend finds out about the Story of Evil...

Girl: Oh I know all the songs! Twiright Prank, Daughter of Evil, Servant of Evil, Daughter of White, Wooden Girl~One Thousand Year Wiegenlied, Regret Message, Handbeat Clocktower, Kept Waiting for a Response, and Re_birthday!
Me in my mind: DAYUM this girl knows a lot! OMG I CAN INTRODUCE HER TO EVILLIOUS AND AND GET HER INTO EC AND RECRUIT ANOTHER PERSON AND WE CAN DISCUSS AND LAUGH AND AND...ACTUAL EC FRIEND.
Me in reality: Boy you know all the songs! Some of those last ones a lot of people don't know! You know the series has novels! And it's a part of-
Girl: I don't like how they didn't make Len and Rin reborn as Vocaloids in the Kept Waiting for a Response! The author needs to make a video about that. Jeez.
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Me: gtfo